Old time ads

Since I don't have to much to write about I thought I might post some "old time ads"

"click on the image to see a larger version"

I can't wait until this comes to my gas station.

Man how much easier would that be than the stupid pull tabs that we have.

Well that does it then I'm going to start smoking again.
But this time I won't make the same mistake of smoking Basics(cause they cause cancer).

I hear you loud and clear good buddy.
But not on the "Fag" thing.

Everything's better with FAT...here's the proof.
Just look how happy Paula Deen is(I would have dinner with her every night. Butter Butter Butter and more Butter).

Slim Fast eat your heart out.
I remember my mom picking worms out of my butt when I was a kid.

Special Agent Training 2

Well the real reason for this post today is to see how everyone likes the new look of my blog.

With help from my Megbabe I have added some of my favorite links to the right so you can enjoy them too and I hope the new colors will be easier on your eyes.

As far as my S.A.T. (special agent training) goes...well not so good.
I never did the timed running because when I did the push-ups and the sit-ups I was sore for 3 days afterwards and I only scored 2 points according to the FBI site, so I'm going to do a week of stretching before I try anymore.
In my minds eye I'm still in my 20's so I have to face the fact that I'm not.


Just a pic of my coolness.

Special Agent Training

Special Agent Training

Remember back in grade school when you had to complete the president's physical fitness test?

My brother Larry always came out in front and in fact set almost all the school records.

We were like 3 or 4 grades apart but when I got to his grade level the recored still had yet to be broken...I wounder if some 20 years later he has any left to be toped.

A guy I consider a friend of mine(O.B. He's the one that started me thinking about doing this.) began looking on-line at various physical fitness requirements for the Army, Navy Seals, and FBI, and found the FBI's Special Agent fitness requirements.

Here are the parameters:

http://www.fbijobs.gov/11131.asp


http://www.fbijobs.gov/11132.asp


http://www.fbijobs.gov/11133.asp


Tomorrow with the help of Meg I will see were I stack up and what I have to work on...remember that I just stopped smoking a little over 2 weeks ago so this is going to be interesting.

The date

When the kids went to Ex Springs to spend some time with the family Meg and I found our selves nothing to do but,

Have fun

So we decided to go on a date.

First was dinner
next was a movie.

Yes, we went to Bueno's.
It's a TexMex kind of restaurant.
I thought it was one of those places were you go in have a margarita while you wait on your food to be served to you.

I was wrong!

This is where you order...and wait for your food

Seating

The salsa bar

As you can see it's more of a fast food restaurant..with no alcohol
at all..totally dry,
man what a bummer.

Meg's food

My food

The food was good but in my opinion over priced for what you got and not salty at all. Maybe the small salsa bar was supposed to make up for that, any way save your cash and go to Taco Bell instead, their food has a better taste and will fill you up.

Then we went to see Evan Almighty what a fun time that was and the company was even better. Meg bought the tickets on line so we just walked right on in and we were suppose to let the guy at the podium have them so he could rip them in half then tell us were to go, but the place was dead and there was no guy so we just found it our selves.

If we would have known this going in then we wouldn't have wasted the money on the tickets and just walked in there like we were supposed to be there and saw the movie for free.

Un-used tickets

All in all I had a great time just hanging out with my woman.

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Locked out

I'm having a problem with the brakes on my truck.

Whenever you drive it the wheel on the front drivers side gets HOT and I mean hot to the touch, you can even smell it, so my brother Larry came over. He said he thought it might be a caliber because we just had new brakes put on which ruled out other possibilities. We took off the tires to get a better look but somehow in the process we managed to lock the keys inside...with the lights on....Oh and the only other person with a key is Meg and she's out of town...
CRAPOLA.
I went across the street to ask my neighbor if he had a Slim Jim (he has a repo business) but all his equipment was tied up in St. Louis. Then I went to the guy that lives next to me but he was unable to help. I made a few dead end phone calls for help but to no avail. Then the "repo guy" summonsed me over with some good news. He said his son in law (I think thats what he said) had a kit to get me in and was on his way. Oooohhhhh what a relief when he showed up to save the day.

He's got all the goods.

Hard at work

He even took great pains not to break or scratch anything on this 1991 Toyota
(like you could even tell if he did).

Well he got us in and asked for nothing in return...man how great is that? Do you even know what a locksmith would have cost? Anyway he "Mike Jr." (they call him) did this on a Sunday when he was probably in the middle of watching a game and was the nicest guy you could have met.

Thanks so much Mike Jr.

My dad said I should of just let the battery run dead and wait tell Meg got home.